A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spendsthree hours every night in your apartment?"Mrs Smith replied. "Its a platonic friendship. Its play for him and atonic for me."

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