A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendlyand all, said: "So, where y'all from?" The New York girl said, "From a place where they know betterthan to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and thenreplied: "So, where y'all from, bitch?"

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