The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a negligee."Guess what I got planned for dinner?" she asked seductively. "And don't you dare tell me you had it for lunch today."

• Homepage
• Full list of jokes

• An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by...
• Can't remember
• Kiss me...yeah!
• How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
• How do you know you're leading a sad life?