Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way thru a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says he sure wishes that sheep were Marilyn Monroe. The other says, "I just wish it were dark."

• Homepage
• Full list of jokes

• 45 or 82?
• What's the difference between women and men?
• The doctor took Bill into the room and said...
• Santas Diversion
• Cop coming upon a young couple making out...