A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to giveme $5 for it."Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself.But they pay me $25."The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted somemore before going their separate ways.Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in thedonation center.Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

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