"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist. "Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many peopleare fond of animals.As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are veryattached to.""But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel, ummm... *physically* attracted to my horse.""Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?" "Female, of course!" the man replied."What do you think I am...GAY???"

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