The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good news for you." The woman said, "I'm glad to hear that doctor, but I'm Miss Brown, not Mrs." "Oh. Well, in that case Miss Brown," said the doctor without changing expression, "I have some bad news for you."

• Homepage
• Full list of jokes

• Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars...
• A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
• The Math Test
• Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
• What was the First Commandment?