Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week.""I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor."Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half- hourin the morning and again at night.""No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?""Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."

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