Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS-------------------------------------------------------------------criminals | Give them a second | Give them the swift | chance | sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------the poor | Give them some food | Give them the swift | | sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------endangered | give them protection | Give them the swiftspecies | | sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------dictators | give them a way out | Give them the swift | | sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------the uninsured | Give them some | Given them the swift | health care | sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------the cost | $9,000,000,000, | $29.95 | 000,000,000 | (cost of one sword)-------------------------------------------------------------------

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