THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. When they come down and pull themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of OZ. Naturally, they decide to go to see the Wizard of OZ. Says Quayle, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Says Gingrich, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"

• Homepage
• Full list of jokes

• Give me the bad news first...
• What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
• You know why there is a string on a tampon?
• Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
• Ideal Drinking Age