Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the currentsituation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu."She walks away.Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."Sent by Gail

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