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When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist. While his wife waited outside, the physicianexamined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be corrected by minor surgery. The patient's wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery."How long will he be on crutches?" she asked. "Crutches???" the doctor asked "Well, yes," the woman said "You are going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"Link to joke: When the man first noticed that...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffalo- Plenty beaver- Medicine man free- Women did all the work- Men hunted and fished all the time The white man was dumb enough to think he could improve on that system!Link to joke: When white man found this land,...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!Link to joke: When you go to the hospital...
Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room.The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."Jon says, "I haven't got the fingers."The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 1998. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"Jon says, "Well, shit, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up."Link to joke: Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing...
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.Link to joke: Where do you have to go...
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy'sLink to joke: Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?A. In the pages of a romance novel.Link to joke: Q. Where is the best place...
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal intercourse?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?"Link to joke: An anxious woman goes to her...
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the Holy Family appeared in front of them, with Jesus in a manger and Mary and Joseph praying over him. The Franciscan fell on his face, over come with awe at the of sight God born in such poverty. The Dominican fell to his knees, Adoring the beautiful reflection of the Trinity and the Holy Family. The Jesuit walked up to Joseph, put his arm around his shoulder, and said, "So, where ya thinking of sending the kid for school?Link to joke: A Jesuit, a Dominican and a...
Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat,your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjobLink to joke: Which of the following doesn't belong?(a)...
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