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Why are girls like pianos?When they're not upright, they're grand...
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Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!
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Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientists can't get the mice to butt fuck.
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Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice. But they'll all melt when they land on your face......
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Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|<---------------------->| is 12 inches.
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
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Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? be\cause, he couldn't get his dick out of its ass.Sent by BL.STEVENS
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Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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