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Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big girls.
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Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
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why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes
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Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
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Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of theirdecisions.
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Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person whomakes all their decisions.
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Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.
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Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips.
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