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Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed.
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Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys.
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Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
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Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
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Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
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Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
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Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?
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why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
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A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes in a box!
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Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
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