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Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"A: Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come Spot!" in the Whitehouse.Link to joke: Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.Sent by NicLink to joke: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up...
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, menare already there.Link to joke: Q. Why is psycho- analysis so...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.Link to joke: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men...
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.Link to joke: Why is pubic hair curly?If it...
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by AnnetteLink to joke: Why is sex like money in...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time...Link to joke: Why is sleeping with a man...
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!Link to joke: Why is the government like a...
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch called a waste??A. You could fit another pair of breasts there Sent by samLink to joke: Q. Why is the section of...
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.Link to joke: Q: Why is urine yellow and...
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